Diabetes Dancer Every 2Nd Stunt Woman.

I'm an fantabulous dancer, but for the life of me #IcantWalkAndFixedPrimeAtTheSameTime. #FACT
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Diabetes Dancer inward the Middle
And thank yous to a surely "singing nurse" for posting on "the facebook!" 

So I’ve said it earlier in addition to I’ll country it again: I’m an fantabulous dancer when the music is playing, heck I was an honest to goodness tap dancer after all. But when the music's off..... Not hence much. 

On Tuesday nighttime after driving abode from #ada2012 inward the pelting in addition to dragging my traveling pocket inward the draw of piece of occupation solid inward said pouring rain. I at nowadays unpacked,("Oh, if solely I had done that when I moved" she said amongst a SIGH,)  showered in addition to seat on my most comfy PJs. Then I grabbed a yogurt for dinner and  I made myself my erstwhile standby: H5N1 GINORMOUS drinking glass of Seltzer water with extra lime squeezed fresh in addition to a dash of Cranberry juice. And yesteryear dash I hateful the H2O turns pale pinkish color in addition to it’s virtually carb free. 

I was tired in addition to all I wanted to produce was sit down downwards on my couch in addition to veg-out. And that’s precisely what I did. I ate my yogurt ( I honey me some Greek Berry Yogurt)  and drank my “bubbly water” in addition to watched TV. 

Then most twenty minutes subsequently I  looked downwards at my heart in addition to realized that I had five units left - And I also needed to fissure opened upward a fresh bottle of insulin.

So instead of putting my seltzer on the java tabular array ( I didn’t bring coaster handy in addition to I’m genuinely trying to live on skillful most that,) I placed my ginormous drinking glass of seltzer amongst a dash of cranberry in addition to extra lime gingerly on the carpeting adjacent to the couch in addition to made a mental banknote to walk roughly the parameter of the seltzer, non straight inward its path, in addition to that’s precisely what I did. 

I went to my fridge’s butter compartment, grabbed a bottle of insulin a reservoir in addition to infusion set. BTW, bring I e'er mentioned that  my novel “thing” is keeping a manus total of reservoirs & infusion sets inward my butter compartment along amongst my insulin? 

Ironically, I don’t genuinely croak on whatever butter whatsoever inward there, but I digress. If yous croak on a few reservoirs/infusion sets inward there, every fourth dimension yous opened upward a novel bottle of insulin, it’s 1 less diabetes pace yous don’t bring to do. And I’m all most diabetes fourth dimension saving. 

So anyway, I stood at the counter in addition to seat inward a novel infusion laid in addition to filled my reservoir, Primed, Rewind (Rewond?) , Manually Primed, in addition to hence Fixed Primed my heart all squeamish in addition to lickety split upward like. 

Then I walked dorsum to the living room in addition to had but made some other mental banknote to walk no where close the ginormous drinking glass of seltzer (and I steered clear), in addition to was but most to sit down dorsum downwards on the couch, when I decided to hold back at my heart to run across how far along my fixed prime number was. 

And somehow correct at the exact minute I was looking downwards at my  pump, I tripped over my ain 2 feet and my insulin heart flew inward the air in addition to it narrowly missed peachy onto the transcend of the java tabular array (same goes for my caput on the corner of the java table) in addition to I brutal onto the couch instead of the floor. Me thinks this mightiness non bring happened if the music had been blaring..... 

And had a photographic idiot box camera been rolling I slow could bring won $10,000 in addition to perchance been offered a undertaking inward Hollywood every bit a Diabetes Stunt Woman. 

And my drinking glass of ginormous seltzer H2O amongst a dash of cranberry in addition to extra fresh squeezed lime?? Well, that was at nowadays all over my carpeting in addition to I ran to the kitchen in addition to grabbed some tea towels in addition to started to build clean upward the mess I’d but created.

Seriously folks, yous can’t brand this sh*t up.