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Diabetes Dancer Every 2Nd Stunt Woman.

I'm an fantabulous dancer, but for the life of me #IcantWalkAndFixedPrimeAtTheSameTime. #FACT ##### Diabetes Dancer inward the Middle And thank yous to a surely "singing nurse" for posting on "the facebook!"   So I’ve said it earlier in addition to I’ll country it again: I’m an fantabulous dancer when the music is playing, heck I was an honest to goodness tap dancer after all. But when the music's off..... Not hence much.  On Tuesday nighttime after driving abode from #ada2012 inward the pelting in addition to dragging my traveling pocket inward the draw of piece of occupation solid inward said pouring rain. I at nowadays unpacked, ("Oh, if solely I had done that when I moved" she said amongst a SIGH, )  showered in addition to seat on my most comfy PJs. Then I grabbed a yogurt for dinner and  I made myself my erstwhile standby: H5N1 GINORMOUS drinking glass of Seltzer water with extra lime squeezed fresh in addition to a dash of Cr...

Did Y'all Only Telephone Telephone Me A Dbag?

Two salty posts inwards a row - And it's all diabetes fault! ###### My friend, who is much to a greater extent than proper than I could e'er live on (and who for the residual of this postal service shall live on referred to every bit Eve,) stared at me for a minute &  said:  What did you lot merely telephone band me?  Me:  I didn’t telephone band you lot anything. Eve:  Wait, what did you lot merely say?  Me:  I said, concur on a second, I gotta view my dbag. And she nevertheless looked at me similar I had three heads.  I grabbed my Chinese silk bluish bag from my mitt purse as well as said: You know, my dbag, my diabetes bag. Eve:  Ohhhhh, I didn’t request heed the “ I gotta view my ,” part. Me:  Oh OK, therefore you lot idea I said:  Hold on a second, dbag. As inwards Masingill’s disposable Dbag or it's competition, Summer's Eve, Momdoyoueverhaveoneofthosedayswhereyoudon'tfeelsofresh? dba...

Wordless Wednesday: Psych!!

So when people enquire me my insulin heart automatically tests my blood sugar, I position my loner insulin heart upward to my caput in addition to say:  Nooooo... It tests my blood carbohydrate psychically..... 

Loling Almost Diabetes Over At Hash Out Diabetes

Today yous tin observe me & talking near laughter as well as diabetes over at Discuss Diabetes  website amongst Sanofi's Laura Kolodjeski & The Bad Diabetic 's Patrick O'Hara & I'm honored that they asked me to bring together inward the "discussion." Using sense of humor when it comes to dealing amongst my diabetes is a huge coping machinery for me & I tin honestly compass that laughing near my diabetes helps me ain my diabetes.  Laughing helps me bargain amongst the blood saccharide ups as well as downs, the diabetes tears, the annoying as well as e'er as well as then acquaint Diabetes Police/idiots , the Discuss Diabetes  website amongst Sanofi's Laura Kolodjeski & The Bad Diabetic 's Patrick O'Hara & I'm honored that they asked me to bring together inward the "discussion." Using sense of humor when it comes to dealing amongst my diabetes is a huge coping machinery for me & I tin honestly compass t...