Did Y'all Only Telephone Telephone Me A Dbag?

Two salty posts inwards a row - And it's all diabetes fault!

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My friend, who is much to a greater extent than proper than I could e'er live on (and who for the residual of this postal service shall live on referred to every bit Eve,) stared at me for a minute & said: What did you lot merely telephone band me? 

Me: I didn’t telephone band you lot anything.

Eve: Wait, what did you lot merely say? 

Me: I said, concur on a second, I gotta view my dbag.

And she nevertheless looked at me similar I had three heads. 

I grabbed my Chinese silk bluish bag from my mitt purse as well as said: You know, my dbag, my diabetes bag.

Eve: Ohhhhh, I didn’t request heed the “I gotta view my,” part.

Me: Oh OK, therefore you lot idea I said: Hold on a second, dbag. As inwards Masingill’s disposable Dbag or it's competition, Summer's Eve, Momdoyoueverhaveoneofthosedayswhereyoudon'tfeelsofresh? dbag.

Eve: YAY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!  

And as well as then Eve started to cleft up, similar H5N1 LOT - because Eve was lot to a greater extent than cheekier than the bulk of people laissez passer her credit for. 

Me: No.... I didn’t telephone band you lot that.... non this time, anyway. 

Diabetes sense of humor - Take it where you lot tin notice it! 

This Dbag

Not this dbag

Definitely non this dbag.